friend chameleon
-a very unreliable friend who flakes at a moments notice, never answers calls, and “blends in” to a group of friends only when it fits his/her needs.
-acts a different way around each group of friends.
-i haven’t seen joey in like 6 months, and he wont call me back!
-i know! he only hangs out with us when he has absolutely nothing else to do. he’s such a friend chameleon.
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