Friend Collateral


“borrowing” someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was “borrowed” from.
jake is holding henry’s zelda: twighlight princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral.
“borrowing” someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was “borrowed” from.
jake is holding henry’s zelda: twighlight princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral
“borrowing” a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said “borrower”.
henry: “hey jake could i have my zelda:twilight princess back, i think i left it at your house last week”.
jake: “sure, i’ll bring it in tommorow”
3 weeks later……
henry: “hey thanks,mike, for selling me your zelda:twilight princess for 20 bucks”.
jake: “wait, you wanted that back? why didn’t you ask”?
henry: “…………..d-mn friend collateral”

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