Friend crushed
an annoying event where a girl takes her friend’s (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn’t the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. however, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.
last night tara said she wanted to f-ck and i sent her a d-ck pic. it turns out that tara’s friend lea was texting me so now i have to explain to tara why i sent her my d-ck. being friend crushed sucks
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