Friend Fucked
definition:
similar to being friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. i.e. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin
example:
guy 1: hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
guy 2: oh, i was friend f-cked be her.
guy 1: friend f-cked?
guy 2: she friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
guy 1: man, f-ck that b-tch, i’ll get you a girl that will stay with you.
guy 2: thanks, man.
when you get friends with two people that doesn’t know each other and then who becomes friend and leaves you lonely.
i got friendf-cked today when sophie and greg got lunch together.
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