Friend Management
the act of coordinating who you invite to hang out with when you have multiple circles of friends with varying personalities that often clash, or individuals within the groups have beef with each other.
ben wants to hang out tonight, but i’m going to katelin’s party and they don’t get along. while i love both of them, i’ll have to use my friend management skills to prevent drama from erupting.
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