friend squatting
a term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend’s time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.
wow, did you catch john last night he was totally friend squatting on louise all night … bored? she looked like she was in suspended animation.
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