friend zone virgin
someone who has never experienced the “friend zone” treatment from someone of the opposite s-x, and is therefore ignorant to all aspects of the friend zone, and what comes with it.
dude 1 a.k.a friend zone virgin: yo, that girl that ran up to you at the football game and hugged you, you tappin that?
dude 2: nah, i’m just friends with her, have been for a while.
dude 1: why not dude?!?!
dude 2: i asked for her phone number a while back so we could “hang out” and she wouldn’t give it to me. i think it’s what she had been planning all along, i should have realized it when she wanted to bring friends when we went to the movies…
dude 1: i don’t get it, she talks to you all the time, she obviously wants you!
dude 2: nevermind…-walks away-
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