friendly doorman


a s-x act, in which the male -j-c-l-t-s on the female’s ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for “doorman”)
a: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
b: was it a friendly doorman?

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