Friendly Straddle
when two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just ‘friendly’.
john: what happened between you and jill on sat-rday?
jack: nothing
john: … she was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?
jack: it was just a friendly straddle
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