Friendly Surfer
similar to the breaded chicken. however, instead of using one’s naughty bits, you give your “romantic partner” a shocker while said hand is covered in sand.
yooo… dude… i was totally makin’ out with this chick after hittin’ the waves and she totally let me give her a friendly surfer!
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