friendophile
that creepy person with the terrifying habit of finding out every single bit of personal information through an online profile after adding you as a friend on social networking sites
ever since that person added my friend online, he knows all about my best friend but doesn’t even know her! what a friendophile!
a dude who stalks his or her friends in a very creepy way.
john was my friend until i found out he was stalking me everywhere i went; what a friendophile!
someone who ends up sleeping with one of their previously platonic friends.
they used to go out for a few drinks, a walk, or a jog. then they ended up in bed, and now they are friendophiles.
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