Friendpocalypse
the removal of douche bags and tools from your fb friend list.
a m-ss unfriending of lame or fake friends from fb.
this can occur on a regular or irregular basis and can increase during political season.
i am tired of all these political posts from douchebags on my newsfeed . i think it is time for a good old fashioned friendpocalypse.
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