Friends-in-Law
those friends you have to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). you see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don’t bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
“so-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. after he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. don’t tell him personal sh-t and don’t invite him anywhere ever again.”
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