Friends with Liabilities
think the opposite of ‘friends with benefits’. in essence, you are so close to being a girl’s boyfriend you get all the negative effects, but none of the positive.
dude 1: “she’s been b-tching at me all day.”
dude 2: “yeah, most guys tend to have friends with liabilities.”
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