Wank (w’ank; n, adj.)
1. the stimulation of a males’ p-n-s by themselves or another person (usually a guy), using a method whereby the hand is wrapped around the urinary meatus and reciprocated rapidly to generate friction with the sensitive epidermis; often (but not always) resulting in -rg-sm and the -j-c-l-t–n of a milky white substance called s-m-n.
tenses: pr. w-nking; past. w-nked fut. w-nk, subj. w-nks
2. a term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or annoying
3. nonsense or bullsh-t; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. an annoying or irritating person
5. a complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a guitar, usually electric
6. the us political system
7. the usa
1. he had a w-nk; he w-nked daily; he would w-nk the next day; he knew his brother w-nked; he w-nks
2. next door’s dog is a complete w-nk
3. that report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete w-nk
4. tim is a complete w-nk
5. the guitarist w-nked loudly
5. us politics is w-nk
6. the usa is w-nk
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