Friendventory


the amount of friends one has.
joe p-ssed me off so i had to scratch him from my friendventory.
it’s one of those times in your life when you’re questioning who is and who isn’t really important to you…on facebook (yeah, facebook. hahaha!). so you decide to take a gander at that friend list of yours and begin weeding them out machete style.
so i was really contemplating who my true friends were on facebook and decided it was time to do a little friendventory. weed ’em out, ya know??

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