friendzoned cockblocker
when someone has been hardcore friendzoned but c-ckblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. they especially c-ckblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush’s pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they’re more than a friend to their crush. some friendzoned c-ckblockers may not even realize they’re in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.
to your friend: yo that’s the girl i’m into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it’s weird.
friend: nah don’t worry about her dumb -ss, she’s just a friendzoned c-ckblocker.
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