frigging yourself
when a girl shoves something up their v-g-n- (which isn’t some guys d-ck) for pleasure
mom walks into daughters bedroom
mom: “omfg are you frigging yourself?!”
daughter: “yes now get he f-ck out of here”
mom: “yeah sure sure… but a quick hint, cuc-mbers are better then forks”
daughter: oh, thats a good idea. so whats for dinner later?
mom: “salad, plus that secret seasoning on the cuc-mber you like -coughs- lesbian -coughs-
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