frightened turtle
when you’re so cold, that your p-n-s tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it’s sh-ll.
“dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. you never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn’t already seen your meat.”
when a p–p log rears it’s brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it’s rightful home at the moment, the -ss.
man! i almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! -high five-
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