Frodo Baggins
the act of j-zzing on a girl’s feet and throwing your p-b-s on them to resemble the feet of a hobbit.
tim: girl you have some pretty feet.
jill: thanks.
tim: i’d love to give you a frodo baggins.
jill: well, i do love p-b-s.
the slang name given to a curry so intensely powerful that, after ten long and painful hours, it destroys the ring in a fiery inferno.
person 1: dude, how was the curry last night?
person 2: let’s just say that it was verging on a frodo baggins.
charcter from j.r.r tolkiens series “the lord of the rings” he destroyed the one ring and saved middle earth, with the help of samwise and the rest of the fellowship. sam helped him the most though.
frodo baggins bravley overcame many odds and destroyed the one ring with the help of his friends.
1. one who encounters adversity at every turn; 2. one whose excursions are always beset by misfortune
i’m not getting on the ski lift with jen. she’s such a frodo baggins that it’d probably break while we were the only ones on it and we’d get stuck over night.
that little piece of sh-t that clings to the ring.
dude 1: i’ve got a f-cking frodo baggins clinging to my spincter and it won’t fall off!
dude 2: that’s gonna be one messy clean-up job.
the best literary character to ever exist. beautiful in every sense of the word. the bravest of the brave. hottest of the hot. nothing but <3 for frodo.
elijah wood, lord of the rings
to stick one's b-llsack into the -sshole of a woman while the p-n-s is in the v-g-n-
dude, your mom is such a wh-r-, i totally gave her the frodo baggins
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