the wig is achieved by cutting off one’s pubic hair and carefully super-gluing it to a sleeping friend’s face in a pattern resembling facial hair. the best candidates for the wig are heavy sleepers or p-ssed-out drunkards. common hair styles include: the “western-stache”, the “hitler”, the “dom deluise”, and the “norris” after the wig is applied, photographic evidence of the occurance is preferable. desirable results include: the victim crying upon awakening, the victim not speaking to you for a period of 3-6 months, or a sudden rash around the victims mouth due to pubic lice or crabs. it is also advised to email the pictures to everyone that you know.
andy can’t grow his own beard. so, when he p-ssed-out after the party we gave him a darling fromunda wig.
when a guy takes his b-lls and slaps a girl around with them across her face my girlfriend let me gumbodrop her while she gave me head
the ultimate form of delicious. to be beyond delicious. the brownies were leenalicious!
someone who gets off by licking -n-s, whether male or female. aka salad t-ss-r, starfish licker, fawtbox muncher, etc. lebomb is one nasty mawfacka for tossing that b-tch’s salad.
awesome, freakin’ sweet, stellar, anything cool, hip, amazing. dude, that’s so bawlsy! your freakin’ bawlsy bro.
pr-nounced bay gay-b an alternative of the term “gay baby” which is used in an awkward silence. most often heard in catholic schools where the students are not allowed to say “gay” (awkward silence) random student: bay-gaby!