frond

slang for friend, used in the context of a “special” friend.

gina and lainie are my favorite fronds! they always make me laugh!
a part of the internet phenomena of photoshopped photos where the mouth and eyes are reduced in size. this is a picture of the cast of friends with the affectations, similar to woll smoth
jill: wot ore you going to do tonoght?

billy: probobly wotch some fronds
the past tense of friend.
she and i had some pretty serious issues coming between us, so one day we met for tea and ended our friendship. today we are no longer friends – just fronds.
a decorative border of fig leaves; a leaf shaped somewhat like a narrow phallus, as of a seaweed or lichen; personal regalia often used as camouflage by us marines in hot climates in world war ii, but not presently being recommended in the us armed services for wear as camouflage or other bodily ornament, for those unfortunates currently serving in an urban jungle of forgotten dreams, or other built up areas or ethnic urban ghettos, either in the states or elsewhere.
the marine said, “my frond is slipping,” having little or no dress sense while in his current deployment in the field, as he should have just been wearing the right makeup or other appropriate camouflage for the job in the desert of forgotten dreams.