front ass

bulge of fat that hangs over the genitals and is split down the middle to look like an -ss.
oh my god. that dude has front -ss hanging over his pants.
when one reaches a level of obesity to the extent that he/she has two -sses – a fully functional rear -ss as well as a non-functional, for appearances only frontal -ss.
the frontal -ss is anatomically referenced as the front -ss. the front -ss encomp-sses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.
“jabba’s getting rather large that’s quite the front -ss that she’s packing. although i must say, it does help to balance out her rather generous rear -ss.”

“man those stretch pants are screaming bl–dy murder. her front -ss is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear -ss appears to making a meal of them.”
when someone’s belly hangs over thier beltline and into the upper thigh, thus creating “front -ss”
when someone’s belly hangs over their beltline and down into the upper thigh area, thus creating”front -ss”
a huge m-ss of fat covering someones genitals. it usually looks like there is another -ss in front of someone.
native has the biggest front -ss ive ever seen..maybe he should run around the teepee instead of sitting inside all day talking to his online girlfriends.
large,swollen l-b–, usually an angry red color.the result of intensive frigging, may be accompanied by the loss of urination ability.
ethel frigged her front -ss until it swelled completely shut when she saw you-know-who.
an extremely large, protruding stomach which is divided by a long crack or cleavage. it strongly resembles the b-ttocks; hence an -ss in the front, or front-ss.
“wow! did you see the front-ss on that guy?”
bald looking puffy slit.
ethel has a front -ss.