front bum scrum


called such due the way the clothing material around a woman’s v-g-n- gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as “camel-toe”. an image reminiscent of a “scrum” in the game rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman’s bearded oyster get’s huddled into her beef curtains, creating the front b-m scrum.
“hey, sally! how’s it goi…. woahhh….. nice front b-m scrum you got going on there ;)”

“oh my god, did you see jenna at work today? she like, totally had a front b-m scrum happening aaaaall day. don’t even try and tell me she didn’t notice!”

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