front bum


front b-m can refer to a p-ssy, or a big, nasty fat person’s lap that looks like they have a b-tt upfront.

see: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-ntcake, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, fly catcher, f-ckhole, garage, gash, gates of heaven, golden doorway, grand canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
did you see her front b-m?
what my ex girlfriend’s lil sister calls a p-ssy
mommy i hurt my front b-m
when a person’s stomach hangs lower than normal causing a bulge similar to that caused by one’s b-m, but on the front of their body.
this is caused by extreme obesity or saggy skin.
sometimes when a person wears their trousers too high it can look like they have a front b-m.
have you seen mrs. doe today?
who’s she?
the one with the front b-m.
front b-m is what gays use to describe women
oh you are quite attractive for a front b-m
polite way of saying c-nt
v-g-n-. especially when bald and viewed from the front because of the b-ttocks like appearance.
i can see your front-b-m
where the “gunt” gut/c-nt connect;often happens to females after child birth;can also be found in estrogen laden men

also known as the “cu-belly”
most mothers
all grandmothers

bill parcells
charlie weis

check out the frontb-m on parcells !!!!!

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