Front Bummer


front b-mmer is in relation to front b-m which is known as the female v-g-n-. it is a term used either when a female causes interruption or stress to a male’s life,or also used if the female has had an unfortunate experience.
“boys.. the gf will not get off my case about having a baby man what do i do?”

“sorry bro thats a total front b-mmer”

“omy gosh i just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front b-mmer!”
a slang word; derived from the uk.
a woman’s v-g-n-l fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
“wow dude, she just cut a wicked front b-mmer.”

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