Front Door Man


noun – def. 1 – a p-ssy, f-g, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously sh-tty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

def. 2 – a cuckold
tim is definitely a front door man. his old lady is boning the pool boy while he’s out slavin’for pennies.

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