front junk


a male’s bulge outline, visibly emphasised when wearing unneccesarily tight trackpants; usually frowned upon by society as a whole.
bree: hey kaylee, did you see that guys front junk?

kaylee: yeah, his trackies are too tight.

bystander: are you talking about that guys front junk? he should invest in a baggier track pant, or at least choose a darker colour.
the percussion contraption worn on the front of the body by blue gr-ss or cl-ssic jazz washboard players, esp when the washboard is adorned in haphazard way with wood blocks, scr-p metal, bells, etc.
i think lem’s brought his front junk, if you guys need some rhythm for your set tonight.

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