Front Of The Boat


1) the moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to rose standing with jack at the ship’s bow in the 1997 film “t-tanic”.

2) acting like a spastic.
“man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? singing and waving his f–king arms about? he must have thought he was at the front of the boat. jesus.

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