front porch
when a person is giving a bl-w j-b and the bl-w j-b recipient stretches his scr-t-m under his or her chin, creating a front porch.
i totally gave sally a front porch last night.
natural habitat of the negro.. see also: porch monkey
look at all those porch monkeys on jamal’s front porch!
m-ssive cocaine habit
i once had a front porch.
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