front-runner fan


someone who never stays true to the same teams. they’re always fans of the best teams.
ryan: man i love watching my teams dominate.

jared: who are your teams?

ryan: the tampa bay rays, boston celtics, & ny giants.

jared: wtf, last year your teams were the yankees, la lakers, & ne patriots.

ryan: what can i say, i’m a front-runner fan. the yankees aren’t gonna make the playoffs, the lakers lost last year in the finals, & tom brady is out for the season.

jared: this conversation’s over.

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