Front seat, Back seat syndrome


a rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. this is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.
eric: i cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. i think i may have front seat, back seat syndrome.

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