front seat yoga
the act of having some form of “intimacy” in the front seat of a vehicle. “intimacy” can range from kissing to as much as full-on s-x. front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.
kristin…my ac controls are all messed up in my car…were you and jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??
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