front wedgie


another name for a camel toe.

when a chick’s pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
“sweet jesus, that sl-t give herself a d-mn fine front wedgie. man i could count her p-b-s.”
when a woman accidental puts her thong/ g-string on backwards, where the smaller triangle is uncomfortably wedged in the front.
while putting on her panties in the dark, she put them on backwards and got a front wedgie

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