front yard
a euphamism for secondary female s-x characteristics, or p-ssy hair. also see back yard.
honey, keep that front yard in check, or you won’t be getting any more head from this gaucho.
the pubic hair in the front of a man/womens body.
person 1: how’s your p-b-s???
person 2: the frontyard’s just been mowed… and the backyard hasn’t been trimmed in weeks…
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- brexfast
the act of skipping the traditional morning breakfast for oral s-x and sixty-nine to mutual -rg-sm. there was no time to eat, so we just had brexfast instead. i’m so full right now!
- Briggsy Board
a type of ouija board used to communicate with grotesque dwarfs and gremlins. farmer giles: i don’t need a briggsy board to communicate with hideous midgets. i just need to phone defra and ask for mr briggs.
- Collectivism
the opposite of individualism. the belief or socio-economic policy which states that the interests of the collective outweigh the interests of the individual and that the individual exists solely to serve the collective. under collectivism the individual is subordinate to the collective. utilitarianism, communism, and to some extent all statist philosophies practice collectivism.
- procrapstinating
taking a sh-t instead of doing what you’re supposed to be doing. many people do this at work, especially when wi-fi reaches the toilet. john : where’s bill? he has loads off work left to do! thomas : he’s taking a sh-t… john : procr-pstinating is he?