front your ass a play


to provide you with a hit or small amount of drugs.
tom: “dude, i can’t believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of ‘pretty pretty princesses in the land of magical unicorns.’ that play was laaaaame, dude.”
phil: “yeah, sorry about that. yesterday when crackhead bill told me he’d front my -ss a play i thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. i’d rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog sh-t.”
tom: “well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot.”
phil: “um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man.”
tom: “giggidy giggidy!”

“you want some llell?
i’ll front your -ss a play,
but other than that get the h-ll out my face
because you n-gg-z tryin’ to
blow my buzz”
-d12, “blow my buzz”

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