Frontage Road
combination of two things, the hersey highway and the t-ttie f-ck. since doing someone up the -ss is called doing the hersey highway, and doing someone’s t-ts is called a t-ttie f-ck, by combining them you get the frontage road. what you do is f-ck their -ss cheeks, but don’t actually enter the -sshole. for those that don’t know a frontage road is the road that runs along a highway, and sometimes is what’s used to get on the highway. it’s your choice if sh-t is involved, cause it’s not necessary, but sure is fun!
girl: g-d my -ss hurts!
guy: why, mexican food?
girl: no, todd gave me a frontage road last night, and we didn’t have lube.
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