Frontal Moonwalk


the act of appearing to walk without moving in sp-ce… not to be confused with a moonwalk, as made famous by the late king of pop michael jackson, which everyone knows is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward.
billie: “i swear that guy has been walking towards us for about 5 minutes now, yet he hasnt gotten any closer! what the eff!?!?”

diana: “oh no gurl, he is just doing the frontal moonwalk. yeah thats man!”

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