Frontrowaphobia
the fear of being coughed at, grunted at, whistled at, having hand signals or a severe forward lean made in your direction, and/or messages displayed on an ipad from the front row of church. in extreme cases a person would fear that they would be interrupted mid sentence by another person walking on stage and transitioning their segment by force.
“how did you go today?”
“i think i may have really messed up… i had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point.”
“wow, sounds like you might be developing frontrowaphobia… you should probably make an appointment with jack underwood.”
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