Frookie


a ‘facebook-rookie’. a.k.a, a person who is new to, or unskilled at, facebook. these people are often making mistakes such as accidentally setting a status of a post that they tried to put on their friends wall, or getting confused with notifications.
dude, have you talked to that girl yet?” “nah, mate, i can’t talk to her.” “why not?” “i’m a frookie…”
a strange combination of fruit and cookies in the same family of a fig newton only much less popular and invented by a jerk.
in my diet i am allowed 2 “frookies” for dessert, whoopdie doo!
frookie, a portmanteau used in the uk meaning “freedom-cookie” as a mocking of the usa movement to rename french fries freedom fries.
“your commie-terrorist-hippie ‘cookies’ disgust me, here have a frookie instead!”

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