froozbah
an exclamation used in the workplace to indicate that one is completely beyond caring about the job.
origin: code phrase created by a small cadre of miscreants in customer service at a prominent hmo to be able to say, “f-ck it” without setting off alarms for using inappropriate language. it was then extended into a philosophy of caring about the effect of the work upon the consumer, while knowing deeply that the job itself is bullsh-t.
employee 1: i tried eight times today to get in touch with claims to fix something that was an obvious, known error in the system. when i finally got through, she said i hadn’t submitted my service item with the right topic. and i’ve been getting incoming calls from the old man, like, twice a day. wtf, man?
employee 2: sister! you…must…chill! the pub session is totally set. everyone has responded. froozbah.
employee 1: f-ck! almost forgot it was friday!
employee 2: the bill will get fixed, even if we have to bonk some heads to get it done. same ole sh-t. let’s go bowling.
employee 1: h-ll, yeah! froozbah!
employee 2: froozbah, my friend.
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