frosted mini queefs
a play on “frosted mini wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman and she queefs out the s-m-n, or “frosting.”
girl 1 “how was your date last night?”
girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”
girl 1 “for the most part? what happened?”
girl 2 “well, after we had s-x, i had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”
girl 1 “oh gosh, i’m so sorry”
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