frosty carpet
refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
may require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.
boy: “oh cr-p, the condom has split”
girl: “don’t worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead”
boy: “a what?”
girl: “just c-m on my p-b-y triangle of l-st god d-mn it!”
boy: “nice”
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