v. when a person dips his p-n-s in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. christmas music must be played.
josh- gosh darn, i sure am hot!
emily- how about a frosty handjive? i’ll get the icy hot
josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!
- curry grinder
a girl who only goes for brown guys amy: brittney did you see raj today? so hot. brittney: oh please you’re just a curry grinder
when you p-ss on a pair of b-tter soft leggings and mourn the loss deeply. emily: did jackie end up getting the hp leggings? monica: no, she didn’t. she has lularegret. emily: poor girl.
- coffee neck
a white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. americans who love coffee or starbucks. i love coffee, i’m a coffee neck. i drink it every day. uncle craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he’s a coffee […]
- just tell em were making ramen
when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its h-lla smokey….. just tell em were making ramen! cops: why is it h-lla smokey? me: just tell em were making ramen!
when you are starving and want to eat badly. i am absolutely shamozzling. let’s go get some maccas!