frosty mike


to take a solid log of sh-t and freeze it in the freezer, later to be used as a short stimulation acting as a d-ld-.
hey f-ckstick! i gave your mom my t-rd so she could give herslef a frosty mike.

after freezing my t-rd, i proceeded to give her the froty mike.

i was with this chick and she was so kinky. she wanted me to give her the frosty mike, the hot karl the cincinati bowtie and finish her off with an angry dragon/reverse cowgirl combo.

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