Froth-On
the alternative defintion of a ladyb-n-r, when a woman becomes so uncontrollably turned-on, she begins to produce v-g-n-l secretions to the point that her sarlac resembles a coffee-house capuccino. otherwise known as “predator-rabies”, or “the gerard-b-ttler-effect”.
“i was watching ‘the p-ssion of the christ’ and got such a huge ‘froth-on’ that i had to feed the pony right there in the cinema”
“jeez mom, just let me do my homework before dad comes to pick me up for visitation…”
“…and so when i saw your grandmother get a ‘froth-on’ so brutal she looked like her jogging bottoms were a godd-mn rorschach test during an episode of roots, i figured she wasn’t actually 1/16th italian and that your mother probably was sired by that jiggaboo who ‘just helped her carry her groceries’. anyway junior, i digress, why should grandpappy help pay towards your college tuition?”
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