froylan garcia
is a hot, s-xy twin ever born alive. has a huge d-ck no girl can take without crying. he is rarely sweet, but overall he’ll treat you like a normal human being should be treated. he has a crazy side to him, where he calls people jellyfishe’s and is constantly messing around with people. he is great in bed, but watch out he can be playing you any second.
froylan garcia is a player. (crazy, attractive, lovable)
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