frozen burrito


a pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).

frozen burritos are often consumed as “munchies” while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.
“i just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!”

“dude, those ones have trans fats in em.”
scott’s word for p-n-s.
used ofen with the word “chris’ mom” or “elysia”
used in perverted jokes
used in pervered stories
therefore is used by scott a lot

also, a thing you buy at the supermarket, usually for you’re girlfriend.
d00ds i bought this frozen burrito at the supermarket

scott: omg roflmao wtf do you even know what that means????

stfu u pervert

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