frozen orange
when one lesbian puts her hand into a bowl of ice water until it goes numb. once achieved she then proceeds to fist her girlfriend. doing this works in two ways: the fister can’t feel a thing and the fistee experiences a frozen fist deep inside p-ssy.
“baby, i am going to frozen orange you so much you’re going to be shivering for a month.”
place an orange in the freezer till frozen. place in plastic bag and swing at your buddies b-lls while his not looking. extra points if he is drinking hot liquids.
hey joe i just “frozen oranged” dolce and his hurting!
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