frugivore
a h-m-s-xual – particularly one keen on giving bl-w j-bs.
…he must be a frugivore because he is always asking to blow me. i guess he has not been getting his daily allotment of fruit, although he sure seems to to have an unusual desire for large quant-ties of fructose.
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